Thursday, August 17, 2017

Ole Farmer Sayings

You can find a lot of wisdom in the Ole Farmer Sayings.

ü  A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

ü  Anyone can farm, but not everyone is a farmer.

ü  A hive of bees in May is worth a load of hay

ü  Every garden may have some weeds.

ü  Books do not begin to contain what is necessary to become a successful farmer.

ü  Fast ripe, fast rotten.

ü  Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

ü  What you picking now is that which you planted before.

ü  Tall oaks grow from little acorns.

ü  God Almighty first planted a garden.

ü  Don't judge folks by their relatives.

ü  Every path has a few puddles.   

ü  For a farmer, next year will always be better.

ü  If You Ate Today, Thank A Farmer.

ü  If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

ü  If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

ü  In Nature We Trust.

ü  Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

ü  Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

ü  Look down when walking around in the cow pasture.

ü  Meanness don’t just happen overnight.

ü  Most of the stuff people worry about, ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

ü  Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

ü  Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

ü  Sowing is not as difficult as reaping.

ü  The best sermons are lived, not preached.

ü  The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, will be watching you from the mirror every morning.

ü  The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but it doesn’t matter if you’re not able to climb over.

ü  Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

ü  When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

ü  Words that soak into your ears are whispered--not yelled.

ü  Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

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