Sunday, January 10, 2021
Saturday, January 2, 2021
Saturday, November 14, 2020
Saturday, November 7, 2020
The Farmer
A man owned a small farm in South Mississippi. The Mississippi Labor Department got a report that he was not paying the appropriate wages to his employees so they sent a state investigator out to interview him.
"I need a list of all your employees and how
much you pay them," asked the investigator.
"Well, Sir" said the farmer, "there's
my farm hand Joe who's been with me for 9 years. I pay him $600 a week plus
free room and board."
"The cook has been here for almost a year now,
and I pay her $400 per week plus free room and board."
"Then there's the ole moron. He works about 18 hours every day and he does
about 90% of all the work around here. He never gets a day off. He makes about $25 per week and pays his own
room and board."
"But now, I do buy him a bottle of whiskey
every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to... the moron
you speak about," said the investigator.
"You're talking to him Sir," said the farmer.
