Showing posts from October, 2022

Stop And Take A Deep Breath

Ole Blue Boy, the faithful canine companion of the farmer, was enjoying a peaceful afternoon nap on the front porch of the farmhouse. The warm sun was shining down on his soft fur, and he was snuggled up against his favorite bone, dreaming of chasing rabbits in the fields. Suddenly, he was jolted awake by the sound of tiny paws pounding against the ground. Little Boo and the other puppies came barreling around the corner, their tails wagging frantically and their tongues lolling out of their mouths in excitement. As they tumbled to a stop in front of Ole Blue Boy, Boo's high-pitched yelp cut through the air, "Whatever are we going to do? The coyotes are coming! Run for your life!" Ole Blue Boy's ears perked up at the mention of coyotes. He knew all too well the dangers that these wild creatures posed to the farm animals. His eyes darted around, trying to spot any signs of danger. Without hesitation, the puppies took off toward the barn to warn the other animal

It Takes 12 Puns To Make A Dozen

 1.  I sleep in our fireplace but boy do I sleep like a log. 2. A n alligator wearing a vest is called an investigator. 3. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime. 4. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing. 5. Can February March? No, but April May. 6. I bet if you took a day off at the calendar factory they would fire you. 7. Patty would be a good name for a hamburger. 8. What would you feel like if you lost your mood ring. 9. I bet a good book about anti-gravity would be impossible to put down. 10. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 11. A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils. 12. What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.