It Takes 12 Puns To Make A Dozen
1. I sleep in our fireplace but boy do I sleep like a log. 2. A n alligator wearing a vest is called an investigator. 3. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime. 4. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing. 5. Can February March? No, but April May. 6. I bet if you took a day off at the calendar factory they would fire you. 7. Patty would be a good name for a hamburger. 8. What would you feel like if you lost your mood ring. 9. I bet a good book about anti-gravity would be impossible to put down. 10. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 11. A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils. 12. What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.