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  Some days I just sit around and think about how sometimes I think too much. For example, why can’t five plus five be fifty. Now think about that, if we just changed the math, we all would have more money. And, I think about other crazy things too; why are all those chicken walking around outside trying to cross the road anyway? Why can't Friday come after Monday so we could have more weekends? And why do socks always disappear in the dryer but never reappear in the refrigerator? And why do traffic lights never blink when you're running late but always seem to wink when you're early? Or why can't alarm clocks snooze themselves so we could sleep until we're actually ready? And why, oh why, do clouds tease us with shapes like dragons and ships, but never drop a single gold coin? But anyway, below is a collection of short, witty, and somewhat wise sayings to spark inspiration or bring a smile to your face. Whether you're preparing a speech, seeking a clever qui...