"It ain't over till it's over"- Yogi Berra

 

Yogi Berra was a legendary baseball player and manager known for his unique wit and humor. Born in St. Louis, Missouri in 1925, Berra began his baseball career in the minor leagues before making his Major League debut with the New York Yankees in 1946. Over the course of his 19-year career, Berra won 10 World Series championships and was named an All-Star 18 times. He was also known for his quirky sayings, such as "It ain't over till it's over" and "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." After retiring as a player, Berra became a successful manager, leading the New York Yankees to a World Series victory in 1964. He also managed the New York Mets and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1972. Berra's legacy in baseball and American culture goes beyond his impressive statistics and managerial accomplishments. His unique sense of humor and "Yogi-isms" have become part of the lexicon, with his quotes and sayings often used in everyday conversation. Despite his success on the field and in the dugout, Berra was known for his humility and down-to-earth personality. He was beloved by fans and players alike, and his impact on the game of baseball will be felt for generations to come.

      Now a few more Yogisms: 

1. "You can observe a lot by just watching."

2. "It ain't over till it's over."

3. "The future ain’t what it used to be."

4. "We made too many wrong mistakes."

5. "If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."

6. "It gets late early out here."

7. "I never said most of the things I said."

8. "No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded."

9. "I always thought the record would stand until it was broken."

10. "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too."

11. "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

12. "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4."

13. "Ninety percent of the game is half mental."

14. "Never answer an anonymous letter."

15. "Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."

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Now This.......

A man walks into a dimly lit bar, the wooden floor creaking beneath his feet. He takes in the atmosphere, the sound of glasses clinking and the low murmur of conversations. The bartender greets him with a nod, wiping down the counter with a rag. The man takes a seat at the bar, his eyes scanning the shelves of liquor behind the bartender. He clears his throat and says, "I'll have a whiskey, neat." The bartender nods again, pouring the amber liquid into a glass and sliding it across the counter. The man takes a sip, the warmth of the whiskey filling him up. He sighs, taking a moment to gather his thoughts. Finally, he speaks up, "I had a long day. Work was tough and I just needed to unwind. You know how it is." The bartender nods sympathetically, leaning against the counter. "I hear you. This place is the perfect spot for that. What brings you in here tonight?" The man takes another sip of his drink, contemplating his answer. "Just needed to clear my head, I guess. Sometimes it's nice to be alone with my thoughts." The bartender nods again, understanding. "Well, you're in good company here. We all come in here for different reasons, but we all have one thing in common - we're looking for a little escape from the outside world." The man smiles, feeling a sense of camaraderie with the other patrons. He takes another sip of his whiskey, feeling the weight of the day slowly lifting off his shoulders. For a moment, he forgets about everything else and just enjoys the simple pleasures of a good drink and good company.

You: But Wait, Where’s the joke?

Me: What Joke?

You: When You say, “The Man Walks into a Bar, there is always a joke.

Me: Ok See Below

Man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you?" The man replies, "I'll have a beer." The bartender pours him a cold one and the man takes a sip before asking, "Do you know any good jokes?" The bartender nods and says, "Sure, let me tell you one." The man listens intently as the bartender begins, "A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Why the long face?'" The man chuckles and says, "That's a classic." The bartender smiles and says, "Well, here's another one for you." "A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, 'Why do you have a parrot on your shoulder?' The man responds, 'He's my drinking buddy.' The bartender nods and says, 'Okay, but why does he have a wooden leg?' The man replies, 'Well, he's my wingman too.'" The man laughs and finishes his beer before asking the bartender for another joke. The bartender thinks for a moment before saying, "Alright, this one's a bit cheesy. Why did the tomato turn red?" The man shrugs and says, "I don't know, why?" The bartender grins and says, "Because it saw the salad dressing!" The man laughs and finishes his second beer before thanking the bartender and leaving the bar. As he walks out, he can't help but think about the silly jokes he just heard and how they made his day a little brighter.

Termite walks into a bar and asks "hey, is your bar tender here?"

Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Duck walks into a bar, orders a drink. Duck tells the bartender “put it on my bill.”

Have a good day,

Tom